Q: How do you know you’re a bad at recycling?
A: You give the recycle bins to your kids to use as toboggans.
A: You give the recycle bins to your kids to use as toboggans.
Q: How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Wait, are we absolutely certain the light bulb needs changing?
A: Wait, are we absolutely certain the light bulb needs changing?
Q: What’s green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley!
A: Elvis Parsley!
Q: Why do all Eco-friendly consumers love T&A?
A: Because they think it stands for Trees and Air Quality!
A: Because they think it stands for Trees and Air Quality!
Q: Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?
A: Polly, Ethel and Ian
A: Polly, Ethel and Ian
Q: How are Republicans planning to reduce record heating bills this winter?
A: Global Warming!
A: Global Warming!
Q: How bad was the BP Gulf Oil Spill?
A: So bad they started drilling for water!
A: So bad they started drilling for water!
Q:Why are Eco warriors bad at playing cards?
A:They like to avoid the flush.
A:They like to avoid the flush.
Two planets meet. The first one asks: “How are you?”
“Not so well”, the second answered “I’ve got the Homo Sapiens.”
“Don’t worry,” the other replied, “I had the same. That won’t last long.”
“Not so well”, the second answered “I’ve got the Homo Sapiens.”
“Don’t worry,” the other replied, “I had the same. That won’t last long.”
Through energy use the average home emits more harmful CO2 gas than the average car. That’s probably because at home your battery doesn’t run flat if you leave the lights on.
17 trees are saved by every ton of existing paper that is recycled. That means if we pulped every Harry Potter book we wouldn't be able to see the sky for foliage.